pretty scary, isn't it?

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

hi hi hi hi hi I’m with bree right now. me gusta tu nacho love. c: 

follow her or I’ll shave off all your pubes.

one third of me: I love my boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
the tumblr diet: forgetting or being too lazy to go get food
stalking-zelda:

This is worth stalking.
clavid:

Is Mario ok